Question:  How many  days in a week? 
Answer:    6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday   

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?  
Answer:    Three hours after he falls asleep on the  couch.
 
Question:   How many retirees to change a light bulb?   
Answer:     Only one, but it might take all  day.  

Question:  What's the biggest gripe of retirees?  
Answer:     There is not enough time to get everything  done.
 
Question:  Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?   
Answer:    The term comes with a 10% percent  discount.   

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?   
Answer:    Tied shoes.  
 

Question:  Why  do retirees count pennies? 
Answer:     They are the only ones who have the time.  

Question:  What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? 
Answer:     NUTS!
 
Question:  Why are retirees so slow to  clean out the basement, attic or garage?  
Answer:       They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.  

Question:   What do retirees call a long lunch?  
Answer:     Normal  
  
Question:  What is the best way to describe retirement?  
Answer:    The never ending Coffee Break.  

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?   
Answer:    If you cut classes, no one calls your  parents.

Question: Why does a retiree often say they don't miss work, but  misses the people he used to work with?   
Answer:    He is too polite to tell the whole  truth.  

Question: What do you do all week?
Answer:    Monday to Friday; Nothing  
            Saturday & Sunday I rest. 

             

Share  this one with all the retirees that you know.   
I'm sure  they can  relate to some of  them!   

AND, If  you have not yet retired,  look  what you  have to  look forward to!


    
        


    

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