"The Perfect Mate!"

At a local coffee bar,
a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect
mate to some of her friends.
"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company.
He must be musical.
Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!"
An old granny overheard and spoke up,
"Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"

Fim

ahahahah....