Ladies' Bumper Stickers!

** So Many Men,
So Few Who Can Afford Me.

*God Made Us Sisters,
Prozac Made Us Friends.

* My Mother Is A Travel Agent
For Guilt Trips.

* Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience
With Princes, Seeks Frog.

** Coffee, Chocolate, Men ...
Some Things Are Just Better Rich.

* Don't Treat Me Any Differently
Than You Would The Queen

* Warning: I Have An Attitude
And I Know How To Use It.

* Of Course I Don't Look Busy...
I Did It Right The First Time.

* Do Not Start With Me. You Will Not Win.
** Sorry If I Looked Interested. I'm Not.

* If You Want Breakfast In Bed,
Sleep In The Kitchen.

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